Groupthink

Posted on January 29, 2007 by Tariq Nelson

Borg insignia Can someone tell me when the “Islamic ideal” became groupthink? Since when does having personal goals and concerns go against “Islamic Ideals”? Why must we - according to these people - squeeze all human elements out of ourselves to be “perfect Muslims”? Why must we strive to turn ourselves into inhuman drones that spout a bunch of meaningless slogans?

I then started thinking. If the technology were available, I wonder if the groupthinkers would call for us all to implant all our minds and connect to a hive mind. Hmmmmm….Let’s imagine

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All of that pesky “personality” that you were not born can now be cured  

Think of it! That way, everyone would walk around with perfect grins on their faces the entire day.  Everyone would look the same, act the same and like the exact same foods without exception. All the buildings would be the same size and same color. Everyone would drive the exact same car. Everyone will have learned to detach themselves from their humanity. All forms of personality would be stamped out. 

With the new implants, Muslims wouldn’t have to convince a non-Muslim to embrace Islam out of conviction. They could just inject them with the implant and they would instantly become part of the collective. 

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Br Bilal demonstrates the new method of giving a shahaadah. It’s not as painful as it looks and the new shahaadah will thank us in a few minutes 

Everyone would be equally happy. If you are not happy…you will be MADE happy. In fact, everyone would be so happy that the word “happy” could be eliminated from the language. That way everyone would be so happy there’d be no words to describe it. Oh yes, how could anyone not want that?

 

Happy citizen. Can’t you see how happy they are?

Filed under: Convert Issues, Muslim Isolation, Sloganism over Reality

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5 Responses to “Groupthink”

  1. Suroor, on January 29th, 2007 at 11:00 am Said:

    This is really interesting! I loved Br Bilal! :) You are very witty!

  2. Shattered, on January 29th, 2007 at 1:15 pm Said:

    I think I’ve seen those happy brothers at the masjid…you know what, I’m wrong…the ones I saw had kufis and beards…

  3. Muslimah_Mouse, on January 30th, 2007 at 9:54 pm Said:

    Woaaaaaaaah, now you’re creeping me out! :S

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