Eat more veggies or drink green muck

Posted on March 21, 2007 by Tariq Nelson

We are too much of a Meat and Potatoes nation…

Fewer than a third of American adults eat the amount of fruits and vegetables the government recommends, a trend that’s remained steady for more than a decade, health officials said Thursday

Veggies - especially green leafy ones - are also said to be good for the brain 

So we can either start eating more fruits and vegetables or start drinking Odwalla Superfoods, a drink a good friend of mine and I affectionately call, “The Green Muck“

Link: American Dietetic Association

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6 Responses to “Eat more veggies or drink green muck”

  1. Farooq, on March 21st, 2007 at 8:57 pm Said:

    It is not just “green muck”. Odwalla makes a variety of mucks: blue, purple, red, and yellow.

  2. TheSaveRashadProject, on March 21st, 2007 at 9:00 pm Said:

    But beware - if you get some green muck that is either inexpensive OR that actually tastes halfway ok - you got the wrong kind…maybe even the HARAAM kind!

  3. BintWill, on March 21st, 2007 at 9:13 pm Said:

    No green guck for this sister…I’ve been craving a juicy steak from Morton’s

  4. TheSaveRashadProject, on March 21st, 2007 at 9:30 pm Said:

    You want steak sister? No problem. All you gotta do is drive out to the most inconvenient desolate farm that’s probably on the outskirts of your town - haggle with the Moroccan who runs the place - shell out about 500 dollars for an anorexic looking cow - grab you a good knife - tackle said cow yourself - point toward the qiblah and “Bismillah w’Allahu akbar” - and cut. (you see, you gotta slaughter it yourself because you just can’t trust those damn Muslim grocers and their supposed “halaal” meat. And you KNOW that some of those other companies are run by Jews - (coughAs-Safacough)

    But the fun has only begun!! Stand there and watch the farmhand string ‘em up, skin and gut him (a process in which you lose 40% of the weight that he claimed justified the cost in the first place) - explain why you do NOT need the head or reproductive organs - wait until he has ‘em all butchered up for you - stuff the butchered meat in your cooler (you did bring one right?) - ice ‘em up - and you’re ready for the long drive home. At around 4:45 A.M. - you’ll be sitting down to the most average steak dinner you ever had.

    P.S.

    Don’t ruin it by putting A1 or Heinz 57 as they are probably haram according to the 6th revised edition of the “Halaal/Haraam” handbook

    Bon Appetite!

  5. BintWill, on March 21st, 2007 at 10:31 pm Said:

    Sorry Rashad ROFL - according the halaal/haraam handbook EVERYTHING I eat is haram.

    Frankly, I have no desire to eat ROTTEN halal or zabiha meat, I’d rather play it safe and take my greedy behind to Morton’s, Bravo Bravo, and other nonIslamic places where I know the meat is fresh (or freshly cloned LOL). A1 Steak sauce is ICKY - my sister loves that mess, or shall we say brown goop/guck LOL Are Muslims so naive to seriously believe the few Muslim farmers are supplying meat to the umpteem halal meat markets? They’d be better off getting the meat from an organic market instead, at least you know it’s not eatign ANY and EVERYthing.

    Seriously, I don’t buy into the halal meat scam in America, especially since I’ve found most of the halal markets I’ve entered are FILTHY and Stinks. I have an article (I’ll post it tomorrow) which expresses my view on “halal,” meat in America. When we go to nonMuslims butchers, they don’t stink, so what’s they problem with us? Don’t get me started on our muslim restuarants. We all know all restaurants have creepy crawlies…why must I see one everytime I go to a Muslim establishment?!

  6. fairuzamizna, on March 22nd, 2007 at 2:00 pm Said:

    Thank God for that “green muck”. it is so nice to be able to get it all down with one smoothie when you are busy.

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